october twentieth time

On Zombies

Zombies have a lot of crust.
Zombies ooze like pizza.
They might have feelings
if it weren't so draining
ambling and munching all day.
Zombies are like cattle.
They are very aggressive
because their name is actually zonbi
and has been regularly misspelled
from its native Haitian creole
for the past century or so.
Zombies are a prime example
of inattention to detail.
On zombies, there are a lot of brains.