Friday, January 23, 2015

On Cuteness and Contradictions: How to Be Foolish and Rescue a Puppy in Your Twenties

It was a very delicate moment: the kind that can only happen at the end of October, when the air is thick with a crisp lightness. Even then, I wasn't sure why this small, intricate blush of gold seemed so significant. The soft petals of the buttercup cracked the greyness in a way that felt like sunlight. The stem hummed to itself, nestled between and above concrete slabs. The flower reminded me of my life in a then-profound but now-absurd kind of way, because it insisted on growing at what was undoubtedly the worst time of year for it to grow. This singular blossom symbolized, in all of its frail glory, the beauty and joy that could exist in a world tumbling towards winter.

That is, until the puppy ate it.

It was essentially the stuff of myth and legend. Finneus romped toward the flower—all legs, jubilant, ears flopping in the wind like mudflaps on a clown car—and time slowed to a near-halt. At ten weeks, Finneus was faster than I have ever been, didn't speak English, and certainly didn't care if I had feelings. Resistance was futile. The flower's short life came to a tragic end.

This occurred during Finneus and I’s first afternoon together. I was confident that the entire incident was a bad omen. For the following two months, if asked to describe him, I would explain that his fur was the color of dung beetle wings, that his eyes were the color of dead tree bark, and that his feet were dustier than a spaghetti Western set. Rescuing him from an animal shelter was one of the most complex and stress-laden choices I have ever made.

Many people have experienced the phenomenon of adorable puppies. What few will tell you in subsequent conversations is that their baby teeth are sharper than approximately anything: nails, bayonets, a stack of pencils mere hours before the SATs. Or that puppies become a kind of furniture-barnacle as adolescents, clinging onto any and all possible surfaces.

Caring for a pet forces you to become acutely aware of the needs of another living being without judgment or irritation. You do not raise a dog with the hope that it will shuttle you from the retirement home to your annual bingo tournament, favorably grace the cover of a major news publication, or grow into your high school prom dress. You do it because you would like to learn to see splendor in the eye of a destructive, furry tornado. Embracing the responsibility and opportunity that accompanies nurturing an animal is extremely challenging, particularly for someone emerging from the hazy ether of academia or searching for the ‘right’ career. It isn’t all holiday-themed dog outfits and quirky treat flavors, as social media might have you believe. It’s tough. Puppies are a kind of chomping, slobbery, handsome love. They are hungry for all that you have to give, and will teach you to give both that and more.